Facebook la români

O chestiune care circulă în engleză pe Facebook. Nu ştiu cine e autorul, dar are feeling de sociolog şi apucături anticlericale. Gluma răspunde destul de bine la întrebarea: Cum ar arăta satul românesc dacă ar fi un Farmvillage pe o reţea socială?

[Saturday]

• Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.
• Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
• Mărie is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like this)
• Mărie is not really attending the event “Mulsul vacii”. She is actually attending Vasile in the barn.
• Ion comes to see Mărie attending the “Mulsul vacii” event and finds out what is she actually attending]
• Ion is now single.
• Ion was invited to join group “Beţivanii satului”
• Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Beţie la crâşmă”. (Crâşmarul likes this)
• Ion set his status to: “Supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat”
• Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie‘s Wall
• Mărie finished attending Vasile.
• Mărie set her status to: “Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg la biserică”
• Vasile commented to Mărie‘s status “Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate duminica viitoare”

 

[Sunday]

• “Babele din sat” are attending the event “Slujba de duminică” (Popa satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
• “Beţivanii satului” missed the event “Slujba de duminică” because of it’s interference with the event “Beţia de duminică” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
• Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana andClopotaru’ like this)

 

[Monday]

• Mărie set her status to: “La spovedit…”
• Ion commented on Mărie‘s status: “Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins rusinea?”
• Mărie also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane că eşti prost”
• Popa satului also commented on Mărie‘s status:” ) )” (Primarul satului likes this…)
• Vaca lu’ Mărie set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
• Mărie commented to Vaca lu’ Mărie status: “Ioi ce proastă îs, am uitat să te mulg. După spovedit vin şi la tine. Paşte până atunci” (Vaca lu’ Mărie likes this.)
• Primarul satului added “şpagă” and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
• Şefu de Post set his status to: “La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul”
• Primarul satului is now attending “Puşcăria”. (Bebiţă săpunaru’ and all his friends like this)

 

[Tuesday]

• Mărie set her status to “Watching «Fermier caut nevastă», so fuck off”
• Vaca lu’ Mărie> exploded. (Ion likes this)
• Mărie commented: “vaaaaiii…o murit vaca…am uitat s-o mulg…mă omoară tata când se întoarce de la crâşmă”
• Popa satului also commented: “super, încă o înmormântare pe săptămâna asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa Porno likes this)
• Popa satului added “Praying” and “Porn” to his activities (Popa Porno andPărintele Iosif like this)
• Popa satului, Părintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

 

[Wednesday]

• Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Beţivii satului dislike this)
• Tata lu Mărie posted on Mărie‘s Wall: “Ce ai făcut cu vaca? Te omor”
• Tata lu Mărie killed Mărie.

(Ion and Popa satului likes this Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)

Tata lu Mărie is now attending “Puşcăria” along with

• Primarul Satului
• Mărie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin,
• Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
• Vaca lu’ Mărie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)